Just when you think you’ll get to use your tax return $ for your vacation to Portland, water starts falling from the ceiling on your piano.
Who made the sign for the fridge about the sandwiches? It’s very nicely kerned.
Actually Autocorrect, I DO mean “asshats,” but thanks for reminding me that I need to use “sashays” more often.
"Sometimes I swear that boy’s cheese done just slid right off his cracker."
-True Blood wisdom
I wish I could quit you, cheese.
For a few days every month, I ask myself why I didn’t just let them have my uterus. #cervicalcancer #radicaltrachelectomy #stupidcancer